WEEK SIX REPORT     We had our lowest scoring week of the year, as teams averaged just 67 points each in Week Six. Plagued by several injuries, half of the teams couldn't reach the sixty-point plateau! And when there is low scoring, we never have to look further than league doormat, T.T.M.F.N., who became a four-time "Dog of the Week!" (see banner above) Let's see, in six weeks T.T.M.F.N. has been the lowest scoring team four times, leaving little doubt about which team is the weakest. You'd think they would bench (if not waive) QB Jake Plummer by now! Overall, scoring was so pitiful that there is no feature game of the week. Instead, we recap a contest with a combined overall point total of just 106...   Shitty game of the week Scott's "All They Know How To Do Is Score" Savants (4-2) defeated St. Johns Ragin' Amies (3-3), 59-47. The Savants won this interleague contest with their kicker, Olindo Mare, who set a new FFL kicking record with 23 points. Two of their receivers were held without a catch, but they still managed to knock off the Ragin' Amies who were even more inept offensively. The Amies showed us what happens to their team when WR Marvin Harrison has an off weak. They struggle. And struggle they should! With WRs like S. Dawkins and H. Ward, they don't deserve to win. The victory for the Savants gives the Lip Conference a dominating 8-2 lead against the Hair Conference. We'll see if the Hair Conference can bounce back with Week Seven's games - which are all interleague contests.   Here are the rest of the results for Week Six:   Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (3-2-1) defeated Chisel Squad (2-4), 95-56. With QB Brett Favre having one of the worst games of his career, the Chisel Squad was no match for the Browns Backers who sit alone on top of the Hair Conference standings. In fact, they are the only team in their conference with a winning record. Despite losing, the Chisel Squad is still only one game out of second place, and with seven weeks remaining, they have an excellent shot to make the playoffs (i.e., they play T.T.M.F.N. and The Fat Bus each one more time).   The Fat Bus (2-3-1) defeated T.T.M.F.N. (1-5), 80-43. After this week's bye, The Fat Bus plays White Chocolate next week. Enough said.    P.O.B.'s Pounders (3-3) defeated White Chocolate (3-3), 89-58. The Pounders reclaimed the overall points lead as they defeated White Chocolate. Both teams are now tied for 3rd place in the Lip Conference. Even though they got their victory, the Pounders seem to be having a QB controversy. Franchise player Mark Brunell has been benched twice this season - and neither time because of injury or Jacksonville's bye week. His replacements, Rich Gannon and Kordell Stewart, are not your typical fantasy point producers, which makes me wonder if the Pounders have lost faith in their franchise player.   Randy's Rocket (6-0) defeated The Pussy Willows (2-4), 75-69. Randy's Rocket just keeps on winning. This week's victory makes 10 in a row - dating back to last year's championship run. I'll have to double check my math, but I think they just clinched a playoff berth! The Pussy Willows' loss leaves them without a conference win in four tries. Twice they have lost one-point heartbreakers, and this week they fell victim to injuries to a few of their key players. The Willows will have to nut it up next week against the Ragin' Amies if they want to make the playoffs!   I have updated the historical stats through Week Five. This includes All-Time wins-losses as well as owner vs. owner history. I will be updating these stats on a regular basis, so keep checking periodically. Remember to get your lineups in on thime this week (hint, hint). Good luck in Week Seven.          The Commish