WEEK FIVE REPORT     After five weeks of play, Randy's Rocket has more wins than T.T.M.F.N., The Fat Bus, and the Chisel Squad - combined! Other than Randy's Rocket (5-0), the other nine teams are all still very tight in the standings of each conference. No team, including T.T.M.F.N. (with a dismal 1-4 record), is more than one game back from a playoff spot. St. John's Ragin' Amies still are tops in the overall points race, and we have our first three-time "Dog of the Week!" (see banner above)    Feature game of the week Randy's Rocket (5-0) defeated P.O.B.'s Pounders (2-3), 118-113. This was a very close matchup, with three players deciding the outcome on Monday Night. Unfortunately for the Pounders, Mark Brunell has continued to be a poor fantasy QB in 1999, as he only managed 12 points this week. The Pounders must be a bit disappointed with the loss, considering they scored 113 points. With the win Randy's Rocket keeps its winning streak alive with their 9th straight win. At 5-0, the defending champ looks like a lock to make the playoffs.   Here are the rest of the results for Week Five:   White Chocolate (3-2) defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (2-2-1), 114-85. White Chocolate continues to get stronger, as they earned victory #1 in the post-Terrell Davis era. Stepping up for them this year has been WR Terry Glenn, who has had some monster games. I am still amazed how he was available in the draft and not franchised (ahead of Jake Plummer) !!!! The Browns Backers are still in second place in the Hair Conference, even though they lost and even though they do not have a winning record.   St. John's Ragin' Amies (3-2) defeated The Fat Bus (1-3-1), 105-60. I've come to believe that the Amies can pretty much just throw anyone into their lineup and they'll produce. They lead the league in overall points even though they have been consistently playing stiffs like Dedric Ward, Hines Ward, Stephen Alexander, etc. The opposite holds true for The Fat Bus. Any stiff they start seems to choke, like QB Rick Mirer did on Monday night. And who can forget WR Corey Bradford fumbling a sure touchdown reception into the endzone pilon on Sunday night? After posting 113 points in Week Four, the Bus broke down again this week - and I am afraid that it will be in the shop for the rest of the year.    The Chisel Squad (2-3) defeated T.T.M.F.N. (1-4), 83-49. The Chisel Squad needed a win this week to stay in the title hunt for the Hair Conference. And as luck would have it, they faced off against the league's lowest scoring team, T.T.M.F.N., who is averaging just over 66 points a game this season! There's really not much to say about this game, so I'll just quit talking about it.   Scott's "All they Know How To Do Is Score" Savants (3-2) defeated the The Pussy Willows (2-3), 84-83. This game was decided in the final mintues of the Monday game, as the Savants WR Keyshawn Johnson made one last reception to get the victory. With the win, the Savants improved to a second place tie in the Lip Conference, while The Pussy Willows remained tied for last in the conference. This was the second one-point loss for The Pussy Willows decided on Monday night in the past three weeks.   Sorry this report is so short, but it's been a hectic weekend for the Commish. Make sure you submit your lineups on time for Week Six.          The Commish