WEEK TWELVE REPORT     There is only one week left and just 3 teams have clinched playoff berths! That means 6 teams will battle Week Thirteen for the remaining 3 playoff spots. As predicted, Scott's ... Savants failed to lock up a playoff berth, while The Pussy Willows - in a do or die situation - kept their postseason hopes alive by squeaking out a 5-point victory. In other action, both The Fat Bus and P.O.B.'s Pounders clinched at least a Wild Card playoff berth. Here are the final results for all of Week Twelve:       Randy's Rocket (10-2) defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (5-6-1), 130-72 The Pussy Willows (6-6) defeated Chisel Squad (5-7), 90-85 The Fat Bus (6-5-1) defeated Scott's ... Savants (6-6), 90-79 T.T.M.F.N. (2-10) defeated St. Johns Ragin' Amies (5-7), 110-66 P.O.B.'s Pounders (7-5) defeated White Chocolate (7-5), 122-66     O.K., time to re-examine the playoff race:      Playoff Summary Team Record What they need to have happen to qualify... Randy's Rocket 10-2 nothing, they already clinched    REMAINING OPPONENT: The Pussy Willows White Chocolate 7-5 they either need to win their final game against Scott's ... Savants OR have The Pussy Willows tie/lose their final game   REMAINING OPPONENT: Scott's ... Savants P.O.B.'s Pounders 7-5 nothing, they already clinched   REMAINING OPPONENT: St. Johns Ragin' Amies The Fat Bus 6-5-1 they already clinched a Wild Card playoff berth, but they can win the Hair Conference championship with a win/tie against Jo Boo's Browns Backers   REMAINING OPPONENT: Jo-Boo's Browns Backers The Pussy Willows 6-6 they need to win their final game against Randy's Rocket    REMAINING OPPONENT: Randy's Rocket Scott's ... Savants 6-6 they either need to win their final game against White Chocolate OR have both The Pussy Willows and Chisel Squad lose their final games   REMAINING OPPONENT: White Chocolate Jo-Boo's Browns Backers 5-6-1 they need to win their final game against The Fat Bus (to win the Hair Conference championship) OR have both St. Johns Ragin' Amies and Chisel Squad lose their final games (to clinch a Wild Card playoff berth)    REMAINING OPPONENT: The Fat Bus St. Johns Ragin' Amies 5-7 they need to both win their final against P.O.B.'s Pounders AND have Chisel Squad and Jo-Boo's Browns Backers lose their final games    REMAINING OPPONENT: P.O.B.'s Pounders Chisel Squad 5-7 they need to win their final game against T.T.M.F.N. AND have Jo-Boo's Browns Backers lose their final game   REMAINING OPPONENT: T.T.M.F.N.           (The above scenarios take into account league tiebreaker rules, which can be found under the RULES section of this site.)   One last thing, it looks like P.O.B.'s Pounders have locked up the overall points prize, but 2nd through 4th place in overall points is still very much up for grabs! This will give Week Thirteen's games a little added importance.   Good luck next week everyone... you'll need it!    The Commish