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2006 Week 4 Report

Week Four was our first full interleague week this season. In the five cross-divisional games this week, the Lips took three of the games versus their Hair Conference counterparts. The Fat Bus remains perfect after securing their fourth straight victory, while The Savants remain winless. The games were rather low scoring this week and there was no Monday night drama. Ho-hum.
  
Here are the full results for Week Four:
     
Gold Grill (2-2) defeated Bush-Whacked (3-1), 96-79. Bush-Whacked loses their first game of the year while learning their best rookie RB is the guy from New England - not New Orleans. Gold Grill has won two straight getting them back into the race and back to respectability in the standings.
 
Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (2-2) defeated The Savants (0-4), 87-52. The two lowest scoring teams in the league meet in this joke of a contest. The Savants broke their own season lowest scoring record by managing just 52 points this past week. Bravo. Jo-Boo is sad he will not face this team again in 2006, because he will need cheap victories if he wants to make the playoffs.
  
Old Joe (3-1) defeated Special Team (1-3), 108-80. Old Joe has led the league in scoring three out of the first four weeks. Special Team has lost three straight games after winning on opening day. They have their work cut out for them if they want to make it past the regular season.
  
Schwein Fire (2-2) defeated The Steins (2-2), 104-66. After exploding for 136 points last week, The Steins have come back to earth. Although they were dealt a bit of bad luck this week when RB Brian Westbrook was named a late scratch on Monday night, they still had a terrible week from their position players. Only their kicker was above average. Schwein Fire has won two straight games and is looking a lot better. Watch out for them the rest of the way.
  
The Fat Bus (4-0) defeated P.O.B.'s Pounders (1-3), 98-83. Rolling, rolling, rolling. The Bus just keeps on winning. They are the only undefeated team in the league and are scoring consistently each week. The defending champion Pounders have now lost three straight games. Culpepper is killing them! So is everyone else on their roster not named Santana Moss.
 
Taunt you later,
 
The Commish