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2006 Week 12 Report

There is just one final week left in the regular season! The playoff picture for 2006 is a bit interesting, with three teams fighting for two remaining postseason berths. Four teams have already clinched a playoff berth and three others have been mathematically eliminated. That leaves us with three teams fighting for the two final playoff spots. Last week it was reported that if The Steins won their Week Twelve game that they would clinch a playoff spot. That report was wrong! As it turns out, there is a way The Steins could miss the playoffs due to a tiebreaker. For that to happen, The Steins would have to lose their game this week while both P.O.B.'s Pounders and Schwein Fire won their final game. Moreover, The Steins would also have to NOT outscore Schwein Fire by 11 or more points OR outscore P.O.B.'s Pounders by 45 ore more points. Still with me? In other words, The Steins need to win/tie this week or have either P.O.B.'s Pounders or Schwein Fire lose/tie this week. If by chance The Steins did lose while the other two teams did win, there is a chance for The Steins to still advance provided they can wind up with more total points than one of these teams.
  
As fate would have it, The Steins have to face their arch-rival, Bush-Whacked, in the regular season finale. This is a game that Bush-Whacked will probably be a light favorite to win. Meanwhile, P.O.B.'s Pounders and Schwein Fire are facing off against the two worst teams in the league, Special Team and Jo-Boo's Browns Backers, respectively. Considering these three teams are all sitting near the top of the overall points leaderboard, this is setting up to be a big chisel for one of them!
  
Here are the final results for Week Twelve:
    
Gold Grill (8-4) defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (3-9), 100-54.
The Fat Bus (8-4) defeated Special Team (2-10), 114-51.
Schwein Fire (6-6) defeated The Savants (4-8), 114-102.
P.O.B.'s Pounders (6-6) defeated Bush-Whacked (8-4), 103-91.
The Steins (7-5) defeated Old Joe (8-4), 94-89.
 
OK, this is the final look at the playoff race as we conclude the regular season next week:
  
Playoff Summary
Team
Record
What they need to have happen to qualify...
Bush-Whacked
8-4
they have already clinched a playoff spot and a First Round bye
  
REMAINING OPPONENT: The Steins
Old Joe
8-4
they have already clinched a playoff spot
 
REMAINING OPPONENT: The Savants
The Fat Bus
8-4
they have already clinched a playoff spot
 
REMAINING OPPONENT: Gold Grill
Gold Grill
8-4
they have already clinched a playoff spot
 
REMAINING OPPONENT: The Fat Bus
The Steins
7-5
they can clinch a playoff berth by winning their final game OR getting a tie in their final game OR they can lose their final game and have either P.O.B.'s Pounders or Schwein Fire lose/tie their final game... they can also clinch by outscoring Schwein Fire by at least 11 points this week OR outscoring P.O.B.'s Pounders by at least 45 points this week
 
REMAINING OPPONENT: Bush-Whacked
P.O.B.'s Pounders
6-6
they can clinch a playoff berth by winning their final game OR they can lose their final game and have Schwein Fire lose their game.
  
REMAINING OPPONENT: Special Team
Schwein Fire
6-6
they can clinch a playoff berth by winning their final game AND having P.O.B.'s Pounders lose/tie their final game... they can also clinch if they win their final game AND The Steins lose their final game - provided that The Steins do not outscore them by 11 or more points this week, to take the lead in Overall Points scored
  
REMAINING OPPONENT: Jo-Boo's Browns Backers
The Savants
4-8
they have been eliminated from the playoffs and will receive a lottery pick in the 2007 draft
  
REMAINING OPPONENT: Old Joe
Jo-Boo's Browns Backers
3-9
they have been eliminated from the playoffs and will receive a lottery pick in the 2007 draft
 
REMAINING OPPONENT: Schwein Fire
Special Team
2-10
they have been eliminated from the playoffs and will receive a lottery pick in the 2007 draft
 
REMAINING OPPONENT: P.O.B.'s Pounders
  
  
That's it for now. Check back next week for the regular season recap and the playoff brackets!
     
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