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2005 Week 7 Report
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If you recall during Week Four, the Lip Conference
teams swept their Hair Conference rivals in all five interleague games.
However, this week they only managed to take 1 of the 5 games. That's big
news for Who-Dey Delight, the lone Lip team to win this week. They gained
a game on every team in their division. Conversely, E-Z Money dropped
a game to their conference foes as they were the only Hair Conference squad
to not earn a victory this week. Also notable this week, we no longer have
any undefeated teams or winless teams. Yes, that's right, P.O.B.'s Pounders
finally lost and The Running Monks finally earned their first victory.
Shocking.
Here are the results for Week Seven:
Orange Julius (4-3)
defeated P.O.B.'s Pounders (6-1),
119-75. The Pounders
got pounded this week! It was the first loss of the year for the Pounders,
so it's not much of a big thing - but it does hurt to see so many free
agent wide receivers produce against them in one week. Orange Julius has
been decimated by injuries to their receiving corps, playing this week
without Joe Horn, Torry Holt, or Andre Johnson. And to make matters worse,
WR Robert Ferguson injured his knee in the first quarter of his game
on Sunday. Looks like O.J. may be going back to the waiver wire.
The Running Monks (1-6)
defeated The Fat Bus (1-6),
74-67. What's
the best thing that can happen to an 0-6 team? Getting a chance to play
against The Fat Bus! The Bus was the whipping boy the Monks have needed
all season. Finally they got off the schneid, and the Monks won their first
game! Hooray for the Monks! This game might be crucial in determining which
1-12 team will get the #1 pick in next year's draft.
Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (4-3)
defeated Cinnamon Roll Nation (2-5),
88-73. They are
horrible. Absolutely pathetic. Yet despite being the worst team in the
league (the total points doesn't lie, they avg. 74.5 points per week) Jo-Boo
has won three games in a row and has a very good chance to make the playoffs.
This was a huge win for them and an equally devastating loss for the Cinnamon
Roll Nation. If things don't turn around fast, I fear the poor nationals
of this country may be going without much icing.
Receiver U. (6-1)
defeated The Steins (3-4),
81-78. Chisel
time! Last week Receiver U. handed E-Z Money a heartbreaking one-point
loss on Monday night. This week, they chiseled The Steins. Needing 15 points
from RB Warrick Dunn to earn the victory, Receiver U. watched on Monday
night as their diminuitive tailback scampered for 155 rushing yards. A nice
way to end the week, besting your hated arch rival by a slim margin on
Monday night.
Who-Dey Delight (6-1)
defeated E-Z Money (2-5),
103-101. Back
to back painful losses for E-Z Money. Last week they lost by one point
(104-103). Now again they fail to earn a victory despite scoring over 100
points. A tough loss to swallow, because it puts them near the bottom
of the standings looking like a potential lottery team. Who-Dey's win has
given them a first place tie on top of the Lip Conference.
We're over halfway through with the regular season!
Six more weeks before the playoffs. Taunt you next week.
The Commish
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