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2005 Week 4 Report
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So much for the Lip Conference being considered
the weaker of the two divisions! In five interleague games this week, the
Lips swept their Hair Conference counterparts and did so in impressive
fashion. Obviously, there was no movement in the divisional standings.
This week we saw Receiver U. lose their first game of 2005 while The Fat
Bus finally earned their first victory. Hurray for the Bus! After four
weeks, only P.O.B.'s Pounders remains undefeated, and only The Running
Monks remain winless.
Here are the full results for Week Four:
P.O.B.'s Pounders (4-0)
defeated The Running Monks (0-4),
100-85. These
are definitely two teams going in opposite directions. The Monks receivers
are quite possibly the worst in the history of this league. During this
past week, the Monks earned only 13 points from their four receivers combined.
That's really sad. After squeaking by the first two weeks this year, the
Pounders are starting to post some nice scores. They are in a very nice
position four weeks into the season.
Who-Dey Delight (3-1)
defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (1-3),
84-72. I shouldn't
have to say this, since you all probably have figured it out by now, but
whoever plays Murph each week has a pretty good chance to win even if their
team does poorly. How many lottery picks does Jo-Boo need before the rebuilding
takes shape?
The Steins (2-2)
defeated Orange Julius (2-2),
108-74. Manning
was overdue to go off. And in Week Four, he did just that. Historically,
The Steins seem to have Orange Julius' number in the regular season (these
two teams have never faced each other in the playoffs) and this week was
no different.
Cinnamon Roll Nation (2-2)
defeated Receiver U. (3-1),
98-88. The Nation
survived Monday night without getting the chisel. It's been a long time
since I've been able to say that. But, yes, they actually didn't get beat
in the last game of the week, even though this one was setup perfectly
for the MNC. Receiver U.'s wideouts came back down to earth this week and,
in particular, Steve Smith let down the team by only mustering a single
fantasy point on Monday night.
The Fat Bus (1-3)
defeated E-Z Money (2-2),
110-91. The Bus
is back. Two weeks in a row they have posted solid scores, but this week
it was good enough to get the win. E-Z Money is once again finding
out that things in the fantasy football world do not come E-Z for them.
Taunt you later,
The Commish
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