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2004 Week 7 Report
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The Lips have once again bested their Hair Conference
rivals in interleague play. However, this week they only managed to take
3 of the 5 games. As a result of this week's games, all five teams in the
Lip Conference have four wins for the season. Talk about a logjam. There
is a chance all five of the Lips could make the playoffs, but it's looking
more and more like someone is going to get chiseled at the end of the year.
There's nothing worse than missing the postseason after having a regular
winning season record! Just hope it doesn't happen to you.
Here are the results for Week Seven:
I'm The Caddy Grandma (4-3)
defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (3-4),
90-68. Big win
for the Caddy! Painful loss for Jo-Boo. As the race for the playoffs starts
to heat up, both of these teams really needed this victory. Too bad for
Jo-Boo that his team is horrible.
Who-Dey Delight (4-3)
defeated Los Tres Anillos (4-3),
88-78. Who Dey?
Well dey is the team that continues to get it done despite playing tight
ends and waiver wire throwaways. Got to give them credit, they find ways
to win. This week it was Chad Johnson's 23 point explosion on Monday night
that sealed the victory and handed the Anillos the dreaded MNC.
P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies (2-5)
defeated Hawk 'n' Roll (4-2-1),
108-89. Don't
tell the Pimp Daddy that he is done! He simply won't believe you. In a
daring display of fantasy retardation, the Daddy threw Vinnie Testaverde
into the starting lineup this week and emerged with the important win.
Props to this team for rolling the dice, even if it is the 18 sided variety
from Dungeons & Dragons.
The Steins (5-2)
defeated E-Z Money
(4-3), 123-52.
The Steins, despite being built on Bears and Bucs, have the league's best
record right now. I guess this year's fantasy Super Bowl might go
through Soldier Field. Or at least Raymond James Stadium. In either case,
it looks like we have more ugly football ahead.
Fightin' Priests (4-2-1)
defeated The Fat Bus (0-7),
145-94. The Bus
finally had a decent week. Too bad for them the Priests went crazy on their
ass. When it's not it year it's simply not your year. And this is not The
Fat Bus' year!
Short and sweet (cuz I'm bitter)...
Late!
The Commish
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