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2004 Week 6 Report
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We've haven't even reached the midway point of
the season and a couple of teams are on the verge of being mathematically
eliminated from the playoffs. Sorry, Fat Bus, but you better start thinking
about next year's lottery. Some owners may think of approaching you for
a fire sale before the Week Nine trading deadline, but I took a look
at your roster and that's not really an option for you. Your roster consists
of two franchise players, and 20 others who I have seen on the "recently
dropped" lists of other leagues. And Pimp Daddies, you need some better
hoes because you just aren't getting it done. You've played well enough
to win a few games, I'll give you that, but we can't play the "My
Schedule Is Brutal" card every year. One of these seasons you're going
to have to start strong and finish that way. Perhaps on draft night you
might go after a few more thoroughbreds and a few less dark horses. Just
a thought.
The other 8 teams in the league still should
be concerned. Any of them could miss the postseason if they don't perform
well down the stretch. What does that mean to you? Well if you were the
Fightin' Priests it would mean you better check on what the hell has happened
to your team. It's virtually disappeared! In Week Three the Priests posted
a record 163 points. They haven't broken 80 now for two straight weeks.
And lets not forget about Who-Dey Delight, the team that has absolutely
no business being 3-3 right now. When I look at your roster I can't help
but ask myself "Who Dey?" By now they have more free agent/waivers
players on their squad then they do selections from draft night. Last time
I checked, starting tight ends from the two worst teams in the NFL isn't
the best way to fill out your wide receiving corps.
So who is looking good? Well it pains me to say
it, but E-Z Money is solid right now. They lead the league in points,
they have depth at the key positions, and they are showing no signs of
letting up. Special thanks to Jo-Boo for handing E-Z Money the best
player in fantasy. I may have mentioned this before, but Daunte for
Barlow is the WORST TRADE in the history of this or any other
fantasy football league. Maybe Jo-Boo should stop reading the Idaho Potato
Peel Daily for his annual player ranking guide.
Domanick Davis is on the block. That's about
all I have to say right now.
Before I forget, here are the results for Week
Six:
E-Z Money (4-2)
defeated Hawk 'n' Roll (4-1-1),
114-92.
The Steins (4-2)
defeated The Fat Bus (0-6),
102-77.
Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (3-3)
defeated P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies (1-5),
105-71.
I'm The Caddy Grandma (3-3)
defeated Who-Dey Delight (3-3),
100-86.
Los Tres Anillos (4-2)
defeated Fightin' Priests (3-2-1),
77-60.
Late!
The Commish
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