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2004 Week 4 Report
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The Lips are kicking the crap out of the Hairs
this season! In eight interleague contests, the Lip Conference teams have
won seven - including 4 of the 5 games this week. The Hairs should be embarassed.
Not only are they losing, they are losing ugly. Only one team in this division
cracked 90 points in Week Four. How sad.
Here are the full results for Week Four:
Los Tres Anillos (3-1)
defeated I'm The Caddy Grandma (2-2),
84-63. This one
wasn't pretty. Ony two players for Grandma managed to score double-digits
(their QB and their kicker). And Los tres Anillos needed a fantastic Monday
night performance from WR Randy Hymes (who the hell is that?) just
to end the week with an average overall score.
Fightin' Priests (3-0-1)
defeated P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies (1-3),
92-82. The Priests
keep rolling. The Daddies keep getting rolled.
E-Z Money (2-2)
defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (1-3),
113-97. Poor
Jo-Boo. His opponents keep scoring a truckload of points against him. And
despite being decent this year (averaging over 90 pts. per week), the Browns
Backers have only one win to show for it. This loss was especially tough
to swallow. E-Z Money relied on RB Emmitt Smith's 28 points and
WR Reche Caldwell's 21 points to win this game. In most weeks, these two
players should combine for around 10 points. The Horror!
Hawk 'n' Roll (3-0-1)
defeated The Steins (2-2)
, 92-81. The
league's fiercest rivalry continued this week, as The Steins once again
lost to their nemesis. These two teams won't have to play again this season
unless they meet up in the playoffs. Everyone hopes they do, because the
fireworks are always fun to watch.
Who-Dey Delight (2-2)
defeated The Fat Bus (0-4),
62-43. I wish
I could tell you that these two teams just had off weeks. I wish I could
tell you that these low scores were an anomaly. I can't. These two teams
are tayreebs, with the Bus being a little more tayreebs than the Delight.
That's it for now.
The Commish
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