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2004 Week 3 Report

The Commisioner's office has reopened its doors! That's right, after shutting down over the weekend for relocation, we are back to business as usual. Here are the results for Week Three:
  
Hawk 'n' Roll (1-0-1) defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (1-1), 125-90.
Los Tres Anillos (1-1) defeated The Fat Bus (0-2), 85-73.
The Steins (1-1) defeated P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies (1-1), 124-101.
Fightin' Priests (1-0-1) defeated I'm The Caddy Grandma (2-0), 163-89.
E-Z Money (0-2) defeated Who-Dey Delight (1-1), 114-66.
 
Some quick comments ...
 
  • The Fightin' Priests were setting some major records this past weekend! Their 163 points broke a four year old record for most points ever scored in a regular season game. They also set various other records en route to the easy win. Good thing they didnt bench Javon like they did last week.
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  • Daunte Culpepper for my left nut. Sound like a nice trade? Jo-Boo would probably think so.
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  • If at first you can't succeed with shitty California receivers (Chargers, 49ers) then load up with shitty Kansas City receivers! Way to go E-Z Money. You now have your first victory in 2004.
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  • Who-Dey Demise:  Pinkston + Ferguson + Robinson = Crap. Throw in an option quarterback and you have the 2nd worst team in the league (sorry Fat Bus, you're still shittier).
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  • Speaking of the Bus... QB Patrick Ramsey was their starter this past week. Since they dropped Brad Johnson on Wednesday to pickup Ramsey, their hands were tied when it was announced on Thursday that Brunell would start over Ramsey. With two of their other QBs on a bye, The Bus had no choice but to activate a reserve. Guess they should have dropped Volek instead of Johnson. After all, Volek is someone else's backup!
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  • The Lip Conference is 3-0 vs. the Hair Conference. Week Four features all interleague games, so we will see if the Lips can maintain their advantage.
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    See ya next week!
           
    The Commish