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2004 Week 2 Report
Busy week for me, so this will be ultra brief...
Three undefeated teams in the Lip Conference. Four teams tied for 1st place
in the Hair Conference. This season is starting off rather nicely!
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Feature game of the week
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Fightin' Priests (1-0-1)
tied Hawk 'n' Roll (1-0-1),
98-98. Quite
an excellent finish on Monday night as Hawk 'n' Roll got a late touchdown
from WR Randy Moss to make the contest very close. At the end of the
game, the Priests had a one point advantage but QB Daunte Culpepper
took a knee to run out the clock. That play resulted in -1 rushing yards,
giving Daunte 24 yards for the game and costing the Priests the outright
victory! I guess you could say both teams got the MNC. Hawk 'n' Roll thought
they had a two point victory because the Prime Mobday Updatetisimo incorrectly
listed their score yesterday morning. Oops! That's why I say the scores
on the PMU are unofficial. But this game shouldn't have been close.
The Priests decided to get cute this week and over analyze their matchups.
How many times have we seen an owner cost themselves a victory by trying
to play the Dick Jaron guessing game? Let's just say it has been more than
once. This week the Priests benched their #1 receiver, Javon Walker. They
could have used those 10 points, especially since Deion Branch posted only
one point for the week. And Larry Fitzgerald had only 4 points. How do
you bench the receiver you drafted the earliest?
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The rest of the results for Week Two:
Who-Dey Delight (1-1)
defeated The Steins (1-1),
101-75. Too much
fried rice this week for The Steins to handle.
Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (1-1)
defeated Los Tres Anillos (1-1),
116-95. From
lowest scoring team in Week One to league best in Week Two. That's the
kind of volatility we expect from Murph.
P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies (1-1)
defeated The Fat Bus (0-2),
85-79. The two
worst teams with two of the lowest scoring outputs on the week. The battle
for next year's lottery picks has just begun. Advantage: The Fat Bus.
I'm The Caddy Grandma (2-0)
defeated E-Z Money
(0-2), 90-87.
In a battle of teams with no receivers, the guy who doesn't start an injured
RB usually wins. Brandon Lloyd is living up to all of my expectations
(i.e., I predicted he would be shitty).
See ya next week!
The Commish
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