2004 Week 12 Report

One week remains in the regular season and we have four teams fighting for three playoff spots! Three teams have already clinched a playoff berth: E-Z Money, Fightin' Priests, and The Steins. In addition to clinching a spot in the playoffs, The Steins and E-Z Money have also clinched conference championships. Who-Dey Delight is almost a sure lock to make the playoffs, provided there are no ties in key Week Thirteen games! It all comes down to two games, where the four teams fighting it out just so happen to be going head-to-head in their regular season finales! I don't think it could have been scripted any better.   Here are the final results for Week Twelve:      I'm The Caddy Grandma (7-5) defeated P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies (2-10), 119-103. Who-Dey Delight (7-5) defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (4-8), 121-94. The Steins (9-3) defeated Fightin' Priests (7-4-1) ,138-85. Los Tres Anillos (7-5) defeated The Fat Bus (1-11), 118-81. E-Z Money (9-3) defeated Hawk 'n' Roll (6-5-1), 92-80.   Alright, a last look at the playoff race...    Playoff Summary Team Record What they need to have happen to qualify... E-Z Money 9-3 they have already clinched a playoff spot and a First Round bye    REMAINING OPPONENTS: Fightin' Priests The Steins 9-3 they have already clinched a playoff spot and a First Round bye   REMAINING OPPONENTS: P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies Fightin' Priests 7-4-1 they have already clinched a playoff spot   REMAINING OPPONENTS: E-Z Money Hawk 'n' Roll 6-5-1 they need to win or tie their final game vs. Los Tres Anillos   REMAINING OPPONENTS: Los Tres Anillos Los Tres Anillos 7-5 they need to win or tie their final game vs. Hawk 'n' Roll OR have I'm The Caddy Grandma lose their final game   REMAINING OPPONENTS: Hawk ‘n' Roll Who-Dey Delight 7-5 they have virtually clinched, only a tie in the Hawk 'n' Roll vs. Los Tres Anillos game plus their own loss to I'm The Caddy Grandma will knock them out of the playoffs    REMAINING OPPONENTS: I'm The Caddy Grandma I'm The Caddy Grandma 7-5 they need to win or tie their final game vs. Who-Dey Delight OR have Hawk 'n' Roll lose their final game    REMAINING OPPONENTS: Who-Dey Delight Jo-Boo's Browns Backers 4-8 they have been eliminated from the playoffs    REMAINING OPPONENTS: The Fat Bus P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies 2-10 they have been eliminated from the playoffs   REMAINING OPPONENTS: The Steins The Fat Bus 1-11 they have been eliminated from the playoffs   REMAINING OPPONENTS: Jo-Boo's Browns Backers                  Commissioner's Note: As an added feature to the weekly report, we will once again be graced by some off-color commentary by the 1/2 owner of The Steins. In case you missed it the first time, the "Hey Eddie!" song is still available by clicking here.   There has been a turn of events. Los Dos Anillos was ranting and raving about locking up a playoff spot and Jerry Porter and Rudi yadayadayada and then the MNC! "The booty was dope and you know that I rocked her, but three days later... GO SEE THE DOCTOR!"    Now we have a loser leave town match between Los Dos Anillos and Choke and Roll. Any similarities between the Seahawks and Hawk and Roll? We are not sure if this battle of the LIPS will be cage match or a leather strap match. What we do know is that if Kelso loses we won't hear from him until the next draft and if P.O. loses and Doc wins the website won't be updated until Wednesday of each week.    Has anyone seen Kevan Barlow? Has the Pimp Daddy himself grown a beard in support of his potential franchise player?   I'm not sure Phillips has ever finished as a number one seed so he has a lot to play for this week. The last time he finished as the #2 seed he got taunted in the Super Bowl by Bullseye.  Déjà vu?    Hey Clarett Delight don't count your chickens because P.O. has been known to rig this league and he and Kelso may tie this week.    See ya in week 15.          The playoffs unofficially start now for four teams. Win or be ready to go home.   The Commish