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2004 Week 11 Report
Only two weeks are left in the regular season
before we start the playoffs! As you all know, only six teams qualify for
the postseason and after Week Eleven there are eight teams still alive
for a playoff berth. The two teams that have been mathematically eliminated
are The Fat Bus and P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies. They can take their combined
three wins and begin preparing for next year's draft. Three teams have
already clinched a playoff berth: E-Z Money, Fightin' Priests, and The
Steins. In addition to clinching a spot in the playoffs, The Steins have
also clinched the Hair Conference championship.
The playoff picture is much more complex this
time around than it has been in recent years. Before we outline each team's
postseason chances, here are the final results for Week Eleven:
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Who-Dey Delight (6-5)
defeated P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies (2-9),
149-84.
The Steins (8-3)
defeated Los Tres Anillos (6-5),
108-96.
Hawk 'n' Roll (6-4-1)defeated
The Fat Bus (1-10),
93-64.
Fightin' Priests (7-3-1)
defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (4-7),
87-76.
E-Z Money (8-3)
defeated I'm The Caddy Grandma (6-5),
103-72.
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Things worth mentioning from Week Eleven:
* Who-Dey Delight scored 149 points! I didn't
get a chance to look at the recent astromony report, but apparently the
stars aligned this past week.
* E-Z Money's defense scored some points! For
the first time all season, they didn't get a goose egg from this position.
Nice going!
* P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies are officially this year's
League Bitch. They have had a total of 1,187 points scored against them
this year. That's an average of 108 points per game. Ouch!
Alright, here's how the playoff race is shaping
up...
Playoff Summary
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Team
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Record
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What they need to have happen to qualify...
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E-Z Money
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8-3
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they have already clinched a playoff
spot
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Hawk ‘n' Roll, Fightin' Priests
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The Steins
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8-3
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they have already clinched a playoff
spot and a First Round bye
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Fightin' Priests, P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies
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Fightin' Priests
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7-3-1
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they have already clinched a playoff
spot
REMAINING OPPONENTS: The Steins, E-Z Money
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Hawk 'n' Roll
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6-4-1
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they need to win one of their final two
games OR have either Los Tres Anillos, I'm The Caddy Grandma, or Who-Dey
Delight lose both of their final two games.
REMAINING OPPONENTS: E-Z Money, Los Tres Anillos
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Los Tres Anillos
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6-5
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they can clinch a playoff berth by winning
both of their final two games OR they can win one of their final two games
and have I'm The Caddy Grandma lose one of their final two games OR they
can lose both games and qualify if I'm The Caddy Grandma loses both of
their final two games and Jo-Boo's Browns Backers loses one of their final
two games
REMAINING OPPONENTS: The Fat Bus, Hawk ‘n' Roll
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Who-Dey Delight
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6-5
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they can clinch a playoff berth by winning
both of their final two games OR they can win one of their final two games
and have I'm The Caddy Grandma lose one of their final two games OR they
can lose both games and qualify if I'm The Caddy Grandma loses both of
their final two games and Los Tres Anillos loses both of their final two
games
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Jo-Boo's Browns Backers, I'm The
Caddy Grandma
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I'm The Caddy Grandma
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6-5
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they can clinch a playoff berth by winning
both of their final two games OR they can win one of their final two games
and have Los Tres Anillos or Who-Dey Delight lose both of their final two
games
REMAINING OPPONENTS: P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies, Who-Dey Delight
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Jo-Boo's Browns Backers
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4-7
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they must win both of their final two
games AND have Los Tres Anillos lose both of their final two games AND
have either I'm The Caddy Grandma or Who-Dey Delight lose their Week 12
game
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Who-Dey Delight, The Fat Bus
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P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies
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2-9
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they have been eliminated from the playoffs
REMAINING OPPONENTS: I'm The Caddy Grandma, The Steins
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The Fat Bus
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1-10
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they have been eliminated from the playoffs
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Los Tres Anillos, Jo-Boo's Browns
Backers
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Alright, that's this week's report. Next week
will feature a special guest commentary. Don't miss it!
The Commish
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