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2004 Week 10 Report
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Week Ten may have been the highest scoring week
in the history of the league. It certainly was the most productive week
of this season. Nine teams scored 90 or more points this week, and six
teams scored over 100. Only I'm The Caddy Grandma didn't partake in this
week's point barrage, as they ended up with a measley 51 points. This is
not the time to start laying eggs. We only have three regular season weeks
of action remaining, and the playoff race is tightening up. Next week we'll
list where everyone ranks and what each team will need to make the postseason.
This week we'll just take it easy and laugh at the Bus.
I'm not kidding. This week's report is all about
the Bus. Let's start with Blaylock. That's Mr. Derrick Blaylock to you,
boy. This RB was a can't miss star this past weekend, as Priest Holmes
was inactive and their opponent was the lowly Saints. You know the Saints,
don't you? They are the team with the worst defense in the NFL. Nobody
was surprised that Blaylock ran for 190 yards, got another 40 through the
air and scored a TD. That's a nice 27 points sitting at the back of the
Bus.
Moving on, let's look at The Bus' best receiver
this past week: Cedrick Wilson. What a stud he is. He actually had over
101 receiving yards this week, which in and of itself is a minor miracle.
Good job, Cedrick! He outscored the Bus' other three wideouts by a margin
of 10-7. I can't stop looking at this group of receivers. feel like I am
at the site of a train wreck. I just can't look away no matter how agonizing
and tragic it is. Wilson, McCareins, Evans, and Gardner. I'm amazed these
4 players were drafted. The fact that they are all on one team is even
more astonishing. But they were all started during the same week? That's
very difficult to fathom. Without a doubt, that is saddest starting receiving
corps that has ever existed in this league.
I normally don't do this, but I am going to break
from normal protocol and use this space to offer the Bus some advice: Make
some relevant transactions. Don't just pick someone up when you have been
hit with injuries/byes and have no players to start. Pick up players that
are available that can help your team in upcoming weeks. Surely there are
receivers in this league that would do your roster a bit more good than
Evans and Gardner. You may be out of the race, but you still have your
pride, Bus!
Since I am playing against the Bus and don't
want to risk any more bad karma than I have most likely have already earned
with the preceding comments, I will stop.
Here are the results for Week Ten:
E-Z Money (7-3)
defeated Los Tres Anillos (6-4),
118-93.
Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (4-6)
defeated P.O.B.'s Pimp Daddies (2-8),
122-108.
The Steins (7-3)
defeated The Fat Bus (1-9),
120-91.
Fightin' Priests (6-3-1)
defeated Who-Dey Delight (5-5),
126-99.
Hawk 'n' Roll (5-4-1)
defeated I'm The Caddy Grandma (6-4),
109-51.
That's it for now. Next week is huge. Sack up.
The Commish
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