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2003 Week 8 Report
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Another exciting week of fantasy football
is in the books and it looks like some teams are pretty much screwed when
it comes to the postseason. Without a doubt, the winless Priestie Boys
can plan for an early offseason as they lost their 8th consecutive game
this week. That's tayreebs! In their defense, they are averaging a league
high 104 points scored against them each week. That's insane. Maybe next
year they should draft a better Defense.
As for the other teams looking like they are
out of it, we have the 2-win Victorious Secrets and the 3-win T.T.M.F.
Little Johnny. Sure, both of these teams have a shot at the postseason
technically. But there is little, if any, margin for error the rest of
the way for either of these squads. In a manner of speaking, their playoffs
begin next week.
Here are the full results for Week Eight:
P.O.B. Pimps
(4-4) defeated Victorious Secrets
(2-6), 96-94.
This was a damn close game. The Secrets had a decent chance to pull this
one out, but a last second FG for the Pimps on Sunday night and a Safety
that should have been a defensive touchdown on Monday night spelled defeat
for them once again. The Pimps are looking like they may get the 5th or
6th seed in the playoffs. There's still 5 weeks left, but they are distancing
themselves from the also-rans. The Secrets need to play near perfect ball
the rest of the way if they are going to keep their streak of postseason
appearances alive. But it doesn't look like it will happen.
Karen's Komets (5-3)
defeated The Fat Bus (7-1),
83-77. The Bus
loses! Holy Shit. Well, all good things come to an end. This week it was
their winning streak. In a month or so, it will be their super bowl chamionship
hopes that come to a stop. Did they really think they could count of Steve
McLip every week? Puh-leeze. He's not that good a quarterback. Really.
Now the Komets have a small win streak going for them, and right about
now you know they are thinking they can repeat as champions this year.
Memo to Lou Holtz: Lightning doesn't strike twice. And you're only allowed
one miracle per lifetime. You used up your quota of those in 2002.
E-Z Money (4-4)
defeated T.T.M.F. Little Johnny (3-5)
, 98-72. Don't
look now but E-Z money is at .500. Actually, you should look. Because
it won't last long and soon they'll return to their typical underachieving
form. Yes, they have a good QB and two good RBs, but they have zero receivers.
They're going nowhere. Fast. The team they beat this week, T.T.M.F., is
even shittier then them. This week, they started a running back that most
of you lips have never even heard of... although I do recall Vince asking
me if he was the same guy from the movie "Rudy."
Vick's Vagines
(5-2-1) defeated Priestie
Boys (0-8), 128-77.
The Vagines coasted to an easy win this week against the hapless Priestie
Boys. With the win, they reclaim first place in the Lip Conference. The
Priestie Boys might think it can't get any worse for them. Well, believe
me it can! Next week they have to play without their only good player, the
Priest himself - who is on a bye. Can you say 0 and 9?
The Steins (4-3-1)
defeated Faerie Fucks
(5-3), 105-61.
These two teams look like they'll be qualifying for the playoffs. Still,
this was an important game as both teams still have a shot at the Lip Conference
title and first round bye in the playoffs. The Steins took it to the Fucks
this week, as a couple of players on their squad had monster days. The
Fucks had no such production, posting a season-low score for the franchise
of 61 points. In case you don't know, 61 points is below the Rueff-line.
So, yes, it sucks.
That's it for now. Late.
The Commish
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