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2003 Week 7 Report
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The Hair Conference once again flexed some
muscle this week winning 4 out of the 5 interleague matchups. This was
the 2nd time the Hairs have won 4 out of 5 during an interleague week.
The big winner on the week was the Faerie Fucks as they managed to gain
a game on their four Lip Conference rivals. Conversely, Victorious Secrets
took a hit as the lone Hair Conference team to take a loss this week. In
fact, the Secrets were the only Hair Conference team to lose during the
last round of interleague games. They're hurting. Now on to this week's
recaps...
Here are the full results for Week Seven:
Karen's Komets (4-3)
defeated P.O.B. Pimps
(3-4), 90-69.
The Pimps had an off week. Karen's Komets weren't spectacular, but they
got enough scoring from QB Marc Bulger and RB Travis Henry to
steal this win. Both these teams are right in the middle of the playoff
race, and both could end up making it. But it's my guess that one of them
will not.
The Fat Bus (7-0)
defeated The Steins
(3-3-1), 134-71.
Holy Greyhounds, Batman! The Fat Bus is un-freaking-believable. With super
scoring from super stiff wide receivers, the Bus posted a season high total
of 134 and absolutely raped The Steins. This was the biggest blowout of
the season. Can the Bus really be this good to post insane numbers week
after week? Answer: yes... for now. Smart money has these guys cooling
off down the stretch run. And just in time to miss appearing in the Super
Bowl.
T.T.M.F. Little Johnny (3-4)
defeated Vick's Vagines
(4-2-1), 112-98.
The unfortunate Vagines would have beaten any team in their conference
this week. But since it was interleague week, they suffer a loss to a T.T.M.F.
squad that was in desperate need for a win. By losing, the Vagines fall
to 2nd place in the Lip Conference. Little Johnny is in a two-way tie for
3rd place in the Hair and this team still has some serious work left if
they want to make the postseason.
Faerie Fucks
(5-2) defeated Victorious Secrets
(2-5), 75-56.
This was your crummy game of the week. Only one player from either team
managed to produce this week, and that was the Fucks' QB Aaron Brooks.
The Secrets are absolutely horrible at QB. They are averaging less than
10 points a week from the position. Can you say lottery?
E-Z Money (3-4)
defeated Priestie Boys
(0-7), 102-70.
You have to fee sorry for the Priestie Boys. They can't buy a win. And
apparently, they can't trade for a win either. They could go the whole
year winless, but they do get to play the Secrets once... so maybe that
will be their week. E-Z Money enjoyed a huge day from their RBs, posting
a combined 52 points from the position. That's one way to win. Another
is to start Travis Taylor when he goes off.... but, alas, E-Z Money outsmarts
themselves every week with their wide receiver shuffle.
Out.
The Commish
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