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2003 Week 6 Report
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For the most part, Week Six was a rather low-scoring
week. A couple of squads managed to score in the 120s -- but that was about
it. I guess this was a week to remind some of you that your stiff players
aren't always going to overachieve (with the exception of WR Steve Smith).
You simply can not survive in the long-run with guys like Thrash, Morgan,
Brown (both Tim and Troy), Dunn, Chrebet, etc. These guys are tayreebs!!!
And for the most part, their performance totals will also suck. Yet they
keep getting started week in and week out, as everyone is banking on having
that one magical STS. It didn't happen Week Six.
Here are the full results for Week Six:
The Fat Bus (6-0)
defeated Priestie Boys
(0-6), 123-120.
This was a heart-breaking defeat for the still winless Priestie Boys. They
really busted their nut this week trying to get their first win, but as
fate would have it the Boys got ran over by the Bus. Acquiring WR Derek
Mason in a trade looks to have been a stellar move by Priestie Boys as
he put up a whopping 38 points. Too bad for them that the person passing
to Mason on Sunday was a member of their opponent's team. They just can't
catch a break. Not much to say about The Fat Bus other then they keep winning
and are a virtual lock to qualify for the playoffs.
Karen's Komets (3-3)
defeated T.T.M.F. Little Johnny (2-4),
74-62. Little
Johnny is a little banged up. No Moulds, no Edge, no Warner and Dillon
(thankfully for them) - all these guys were out on Sunday. Their patchwork
starters simply couldn't match up with the Komets, even though the Komets
weren't very spectacular this past week. Interesting side note between
these two teams: At the start of the year, the Komets offered Little Johnny
QB Marc Bulger in a trade for RB Shawn Bryson. Little Johnny
refused. This week, Little Johnny made a counter offer asking for Bulger
in return for K Sebastian Janikowski. Are you kidding me?! Bulger
is a top five fantasy QB, and Little Johnny must be hitting the crack pipe
before he begins any trade negotiations.
Victorious Secrets
(2-4) defeated E-Z Money (2-4),
83-62. As they
predicted in their "open letter to E-Z Money" - the Secrets got
a much needed victory this past week. E-Z Money had been on a two
game winning streak, but it looks like they ran out of ammunition for this
Week Six contest. Both teams are on the outside looking in when it comes
to playoff qualifying, but neither is out of the race. With seven regular
season games left, the Hair Conference has a handful of sorry squads that
are still very much in the thick of it.
Faerie Fucks
(4-2) defeated Vick's Vagines
(4-1-1), 84-53.
The Vagines suffered their first loss of the season this week as their
top WR Randy Moss was on a bye. Their four starting wideouts combined
for 11 points during Week Six, as their weakness at the position was finally
exposed. The other major weakness for the Vagines, starting quarterback,
might improve soon. When QB Mike Vick returns in a couple of weeks
the Vagines could be a scary team to face. Until then, they are just slightly
above average. The Fucks are enjoying another successful season. This week's
win gives them sole possession of 2nd place in the Lip Conference.
P.O.B. Pimps
(3-3) defeated The Steins
(3-2-1), 92-77.
Don't look now, but The Steins are only a 1/2 game above .500 and are definitely
not a lock to make the playoffs. If their running backs suffer any inuries,
they could fall fast. The Pimps on the other hand are looking pretty good.
Their 4 starting WRs are solid, and they have one of the best kept secrets
in the game -- QB Brad Johnson. How they got Johnson in the 9th round
of the draft is a mystery, but it was a definite steal. Now if they could
only keep their RBs out of the infirmary.
That's it for this week, kids. Taunt you later.
The Commish
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