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2003 Week 2 Report
With two weeks completed we have only two
squads with perfect 2-0 records. There are two others still undefeated
at 1-0-1, three teams at 1-1, and three winless at 0-2. There is a lot
of football left to be played, but the next couple of weeks are critical
for some franchises who don't want to fall too far in the standings.
The results from Week Two:
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Feature game of the
week
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The Fat Bus (2-0)
defeated Karen's Komets
(1-1) , 100-94.
The thrill of Monday Night Football. Both teams had a chance to win this
contest in the final game of the week, but it was The Fat Bus who pulled
out the "W." Both Jeremey Shockey and the N.Y. Giants defense
scored touchdowns for the Bus who are now 2-0 for the first time in, like,
forever. As for the Komets, their precious little 9-game winning streak
is over. Hopefully this means they'll stop spamming the rest of us with
messages about their winning streak. Vive le autobus!
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Here are the rest of the results for Week
Two:
The Steins (1-0-1)
defeated Victorious Secrets
(0-2), 107-55.
This was the saddest game of the week. The Secrets are absolutely horrible
at running back, kicker, and defense. These four starting positions have
scored an aggregate 21 points in two weeks of play. The Steins enjoyed
a big day from their Seattle combo of Hasselbeck and Jackson. These two
racked up 58 points on Sunday. Next week The Steins take on the Lip Conference
leading Faerie Fucks while the Secrets desperately try to get their first
win of the year against T.T.M.F. Little Johnny.
T.T.M.F. Little Johnny (1-1)
defeated E-Z Money
(0-2), 116-66.
Little Johnny did what everyone expected them to: get an E-Z Victory against
E-Z Money. What we didn't expect was that T.T.M.F. would score 116 points.
Pretty impressive result for a less than impressive group of players. Props
to Little Johnny for blessing us with this early season anomaly.
Vick's Vagines
(1-0-1) defeated Priestie
Boys (0-2), 111-82.
The Vagines had a strategy for this week's matchup against the Priestie
Boys: the best way to beat a one-trick pony is to bring your own horse
to the contest. And that's exactly what they did, as RB Jamal Lewis
racked up an impressive 46 points as he set the NFL single game rushing
record. That's really all you need to know about this game, since that's
really all that mattered.
Faerie Fucks
(2-0) defeated P.O.B. Pimps
(1-1), 90-83.
The Faerie Fucks continue their strong play as they win a close game against
the Pimps. If it wasn't for a spectacular TD catch from Marvin Harrison
this Sunday, they wouldn't have escaped with the win. The Pimps might have
some concerns at quarterback... and running back, but it was their wide
receivers that cost them this week. Most notably, Koren Robinson. The Seahwak
receiver was slated to have a huge day against Arizona on Sunday, but in
a surprise coaching decision, Robinson was punished for being late to a
team meeting. He never saw action, much to the shagrin of P.O.B. Maybe
the Pimps need to slap their bitches a little more often to keep them in
line.
Late.
The Commish
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