2003 Week 15 Report

Next week it will be The Steins vs. Vick's Vagines for the 2003 FFL championship! This is the matchup we all have been waiting to see: the league's two bitterest rivals facing off in a winner-take-all Super Bowl showdown. There is no love loss between these two franchises and you can bet that the taunts will be flying both pre- and post-game. Each team already owns a Super Bowl ring, so the winner will be admitted in to the exclusive and prestigious two-time champion's club!   In the first semifinal matchup of Week Fifteen, Vick's Vagines once again posted an abnormally high score. QB Jeff Garcia and RB Clinton Portis picked up right where they left off last week and combined for 73 points (the duo combined for 98 points in Week 14). The rest of the lineup was steady and this victory was never in doubt. The Fat Bus, who had led the league all year with the best record and most overall points, never showed up for this game. Forgive me for using the same tired cliche about this team, but the Bus got a flat tire and now they're out of the race. Many have already gone on record to say that this team was getting it done all year with smoke and mirrors... and that when it counted their illusion was exposed. I'm not so sure about that, but I am certain of the final score. Vick's Vagines 126, The Fat Bus 81   In the other semifinal contest we had a similar lopsided victory. The Steins used newly acquired RB Thomas Jones and a great matchup for QB Trent Green to coast to the win. WR Terrell Owens came through with a big day and that's really all these Steins needed. P.O.B. Pimps couldn't get any of their bitches to turn any tricks. Other than RB Marshall Faulk and WR Tony Gonzalez, nobody did a damn thing for the team. Cya next year, pimps! Final Score: The Steins 117, P.O.B. Pimps 80     Here is the updated playoff bracket:      Playoff Schedule                With the biggest game of his fantasy football career upcoming this weekend, let's see what the 1/2 owner of The Steins has to say...     I would first like to congratulate the Fat Bus and the Pimps on a great year. The Fat Bus just ran out of steam on the wrong week of the year. Has anybody seen Marcus Robinson this week? Its tough to count on big things from PO's 1998 keeper. Unfortunately, their QBs were in a tough situation this week, but it wouldn't of mattered considering the buzzsaw they ran into. Hopefully, they will learn and build upon the experience and not pull a Phillips or Rosebud and slide into the perennial lottery picks. The Pimps once again had a solid season and will break through one of these years. Unfortunately, I see trader POB looking to guest star on CSI again next year with an aging keeper.   Has anybody heard from the D.C.? I think D.C. stands for Done Christmas shopping, but we know thats not true because Murph does his shopping on the 26th.   The Super Bowl has arrived and winner of the contest will win their second Super Bowl ring. It's the battle of the all-time points scoring leader vs. the second all-time points scoring leader. A couple of weeks ago the Vagines stepped to the microphone and predicted the outcome of all the playoff games. So far he is 4-0. The question now becomes can he go 5-0?   The Vagines have been en fuego in the playoffs but the injury bug might be creeping in along with the fact you can only shoot your wad so many times. The Steins have been pulling some strings, for example Thomas Jones. They also face the injury bug but in week 16 there are no excuses (T. Davis, J.J. Stokes, Rod Smith, Dante Culpepper). For those of you who care, my prediction is that Victor the Vibrator runs out of batteries and the Vagines lose a close one 98-92.     You got to love that commentary. And now for my prediction --  The Steins win by 15. That's right, it won't be very close. Why? Two words: Clinton's injury.   That's it for now. We'll have a Super Bowl winning report next Tuesday. Late.   The Commish