WEEK ELEVEN REPORT
   
Only two weeks are left in the regular season before we start the playoffs! As you all know, only six teams qualify for the postseason and after Week Eleven there are only seven teams still in the hunt. The three teams that have been mathematically eliminated are: The Savants, Corey Dillon The Ball Carrier, and Gimme The Damn Ball! Only two teams have clinched a playoff berth: Pooh Bott Helmets and Boston Stranglers.
 
That means five teams are fighting it out for the remaining four spots. They are: The Green Party, Bullseye, TD Taunters, Karen's Komets, and Dawson's Crizzzy. Oddly, there is just one head-to-head game involving these five teams and that is next week when The Green Party battles Dawson's Crizzzy. So it should be fun to see next year's lottery teams try to chisel their brothers out of a playoff spot... and both conference championships are still up for grabs! But before we outline each team's postseason chances, here are the final results for Week Eleven:
    
Corey Dillon The Ball Carrier (3-8) defeated Boston Stranglers (7-4), 89-76
TD Taunters (6-5) defeated The Green Party (6-4-1) , 102-80
Dawson's Crizzzy (5-6) defeated The Savants (3-8), 108-83
Pooh Bott Helmets (8-3) defeated Gimme The Damn Ball! (4-7), 104-85
Karen's Komets (6-4-1) defeated Bullseye (6-5), 112-100
 
Notable blunders from Week Eleven:
 
* The TD Taunters strangely enough started a 3rd down RB (Kevin Faulk) who managed to return a kickoff for a touchdown, but gained zero fantasy points for the Taunters.
 
* Boston Stranglers failed to beat league doormat Corey Dillon The Ball Carrier, giving them their first win in the last nine weeks.
 
* The Green Party watched former starting WR Hines Ward torch them for 31 points, while the three players they traded for (in exchange for Ward) only contributed 8 points to their Week Eleven score.
  
Alright, here's how the playoff race is shaping up...
  
Playoff Summary
Team
Record
What they need to have happen to qualify...
Pooh Bott Helmets
8-3
they have already clinched a playoff spot
  
REMAINING OPPONENTS: TD Taunters, Bullseye
Boston Stranglers
7-4
they have already clinched a playoff spot
 
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Karen's Komets, TD Taunters
The Green Party
6-4-1
they need to win one of their final two games OR have Dawson's Crizzzy lose one of their final two games OR have one of the following teams lose both of their final two games: Bullseye, TD Taunters, or Karen's Komets*
 
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Dawson's Crizzzy, The Savants
Karen's Komets
6-4-1
they need to win one of their final two games OR have Dawson's Crizzzy lose one of their final two games OR have either one of the following teams lose both of their final two games: Bullseye or TD Taunters
 
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Boston Stranglers, Corey Dillon The Ball Carrier
Bullseye
6-5
they need to win one of their final two games OR have Dawson's Crizzzy lose one of their final two games
 
REMAINING OPPONENTS: The Savants, Pooh Bott Helmets
TD Taunters
6-5
this one is complicated so we will simplify it by saying they just need to win of their final two games or have Dawson's Crizzzy lose one of their final two games OR have Bullseye lose both of their final two games
  
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Pooh Bott Helmets, Boston Stranglers
Dawson's Crizzzy
5-6
they need to win both of their final games AND have one of the following teams lose both of their final two games: The Green Party, TD Taunters, Karen's Komets, or Bullseye
  
REMAINING OPPONENTS: The Green Party, Gimme The Damn Ball!
Gimme The Damn Ball!
4-7
they have been eliminated from the playoffs
  
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Corey Dillon The Ball Carrier, Dawson's Crizzzy
Corey Dillon The Ball Carrier
3-8
they have been eliminated from the playoffs
 
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Gimme The Damn Ball!, Karen's Komets
The Savants
3-8
they have been eliminated from the playoffs
 
REMAINING OPPONENTS: Bullseye, The Green Party
         
* Provided that Karen's Komets do not outscore The Green Party by a combined 62 points in the final two games.
  
It should be a great ending to the regular season, especially considering the major injuries in the NFL. The injuries to starting QBs McNabb, Maddox, and Griese will not only affect the fantasy teams who own them, but will also impact most of the offenses of the NFL teams they play for. Good luck to you all.
  
The Commish