WEEK SIX REPORT     If you didn't start a stiff receiver like David Patten, Rod Gardner, or James Thrash... then most likely you didn't have that great of a week. With five NFL teams with a bye during Week Six, pickings were slim when it came to point production. Two teams managed to break the 90-point barrier: Dippity-Doo and Bullseye. They both won their Week Six games. Marshall's Maulers managed to score 85 points (3rd highest output on the week), but in line with the poor luck they have had this season, they lost their game as they went up against Dippity-Doo. The remaing seven teams either scored in the 60s or the 70s. It was a very low scoring week!    Feature game of the week Bullseye (4-2) defeated The Fruit Baskets (2-4), 94-75. The oddsmakers had made The Baskets the favorite to win this game, despite the fact that they have never beaten Bullseye in over 4 years. Needless to say, the experts were way off on this one. Bullseye got their usual solid performances from QB Daunte Culpepper and RB Edgerrin James and once again are on pace to challenge for the overall points prize and a high playoff seed. The Baskets now have their backs up against the wall. They desperately need to win their Week Seven matchup against Dippity-Doo .    The league was able to obtain an exclusive interview with one of the co-owners of Bullseye right after the game. Click here for the unedited conversation in Real Audio. Please Note: The above interview contains profanity and may not be suitable for all listeners. To get your free Real Player, download it from the Real Audio website.   Here are the rest of the results for Week Six:    The Savants (4-2) defeated PTP: Peyton's Trailerpark Posse! (4-2), 71-61. Peyton's crew finally cooled off this week. Not only did they have one of the lowest scoring performances of the week -- they lost two of their top recievers for the season. Without WR Marcus Robinson and WR Germane Crowell the rest of the way, PTP is FUKed. The Savants continue to win despite scoring many points. Sometimes its better to be lucky than good.   Corey Dillon The Ball Carrier (4-2) defeated Eighty-Eight, Late! (2-4), 69-60. In this sickening display of fantasy futility, Corey Dillon nutted up with their kicker, Joe Nedney. His 15 points proved to be the key factor in this matchup. At 4-2, Corey & crew are looking good in their bid for consecutive conference championships. On the other side of the fence sits Eighty-Eight, Late! who now sees their string of 4 straight playoff appearances in jeapordy. If they do not defeat The Savants next week, you might as well write off their 2001 season.   NGL© (4-1-1) defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (1-5), 78-74. This was a close call for NGL©, who almost received the MNC in the final moments of last night's NFL game. As QB Donovan McNabb raced toward the endzone with less than a minute to play, Jo-Boo was on the verge of pulling off a major upset. But in typical underachiever fashion, McNabb eased up near the 10 yard line and slid to the 5 -- effectively ending that game, and any chance Jo-Boo had at a victory. At 1-5, the Browns Backers are dead.   Dippity-Doo (3-3) defeated Marshall's Maulers (1-4-1), 94-85. RB Jerome Bettis pulled off a trick that the Maulers had used earlier in the season: a long TD pass from a non-QB. This rare feat was part of the reason Dippity-Doo pulled off the win, a win they desperately needed. These two teams are headed in opposite directions, despite the fact that the Maulers have scored more points on the season.       That's it for this week...         The Commish