WEEK TWELVE REPORT     Twelve weeks in the books, one to go! Four teams have already clinched playoff berths - meaning two remaining spots are up for grabs. The Endzone Dancers, Dirty Sanchez, and Santana's No Randy! TNT© are the teams vying for the last two postseason positions. For these three teams, the playoffs start Week 13!   In the regular season finale, Dirty Sanchez must play scoring leader Bullseye, while The Endzone Dancers and Santana's No Randy! TNT© go head-to-head. Should any of these teams win their game, they will clinch a playoff berth. Dirty Sanchez can also clinch if Santana's No Randy! TNT© loses to The Endzone Dancers. Also, The Endzone Dancers will clinch if Dirty Sanchez loses to Bullseye. Unfortunately for Santana's No Randy! TNT© ,they must win their game or else they are out!   Here are the final results for Week Twelve:     Akili's All-Stars (9-3) defeated Dirty Sanchez (7-5), 102-76 Santana's No Randy! TNT© (7-5) defeated The Funhouse Slaps (6-6), 99-94 Bullseye (8-4) defeated The Fat Bus (4-8), 129-83 The Savants (8-4) defeated The Endzone Dancers (8-4), 128-99 Team TBD (3-9) defeated Jo-Boo's Browns Backers (0-12), 44-28   Here is the updated playoff summary:   Playoff Summary Team Record What they need to have happen to qualify... Akili's All-Stars 9-3 they have already clinched the Lip Conference championship and a first round bye The Endzone Dancers 8-4 they need to win their final game against Santana's No Randy! TNT© OR have Dirty Sanchez lose their final game Bullseye 8-4 they have already clinched a playoff spot and can win the Hair Conference championship with a win in their final game against Dirty Sanchez The Savants 8-4 they have already clinched a playoff spot and can win the Hair Conference championship with a win in their final game against Jo-Boo's Browns Backers and a loss by Bullseye in their final game against Dirty Sanchez Dirty Sanchez 7-5 they need to win their final game against Bullseye OR have Santana's No Randy! TNT© lose their final game against The Endzone Dancers Santana's No Randy! TNT© 7-5 they need to win their final game against The Endzone Dancers The Funhouse Slaps 6-6 they have already clinched the Lip Conference runner-up prize and a playoff berth The Fat Bus 4-8 they have been eliminated from the playoffs and will finish in either 8th or 9th place (their worst finish ever) - depending on the outcome of their final game against Team TBD Team TBD 3-9 they have been eliminated from the playoffs and will finish in either 8th or 9th place depending on the outcome of their final game against The Fat Bus Jo-Boo's Browns Backers 0-12 they have been eliminated from the playoffs and will finish in 10th place           * The above projections were based upon application of the tiebreaker rules and will be double checked should a two-team or multiple-team tie result after Week 13   Have a happy Thanksgiving and root this week for America's team, Dirty Sanchez!   The Commish