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WEEK FIFTEEN REPORT
Tadow! Next week
4th and Joey, NGL© and P.O.
Steve will play in our league's Super Bowl.
4th and Joey, NGL© defeated
the Murph Killers by
the score of 104-103
while P.O. Steve
defeated The
Fat Bus by the score of
101-87.
There was quite a dramatic finish on Monday
night, as both contests were definitely on the line through the final game
of the week. Unfortunately for The Fat Bus, their QB Charlie Batch
was injured early in the game. They really never had a chance to make up
the 34 points they trailed P.O. Steve without him. In the other game, it
was a nail-biter all the way, as the Murph Killers needed only 4 points
from WR J.J. Stokes to tie 4th and Joey, NGL©. The
Murph Killers would have won the tiebreaker based on the regualr season
results. Early in the contest, Stokes caught an 11 yard pass and later
followed it with an 18 yard reception. But he would score no more! The
Murph Killers received the all-time Monday Night Chisel!
Before the game, 4th and Joey was extremely
confident. Their owner sent me an e-mail with their Week 16 lineup, making
sure the owners of the Murph Killers received a carbon copy. Later, 4th
and Joey's owner called the home of the Murph Killers before the game to
taunt. (I know because I was on the other line with Tiff, Stein!)
After the game, when the Killers knew they
had lost, and 4th and Joey knew the Super Bowl was ahead for their team,
the bad blood between these two teams really came out. Here are some excerpts
from their post-game brawling:
From the Murph Killers: "Feel
good about your shitty team because once again the Monday night chisel
got us but when we outscore the league by 100 points we all know that the
best team is not in the Super Bowl."
4th and Joey, NGL©: "Let's
see there have been 15 weeks, of those 15 I scored more points than you
10 fucking times, and you beat me 5 times."
From the Murph Killers: "You kicked
our ass by a WHOLE POINT! You know like everyone else, one week is luck.
The overall points demonstrates SKILLS! I don't plan on giving that up
for a long time!"
4th and Joey, NGL©: "It's
tough to win a playoff game with 4 hands around your throat!"
The Murph Killers weren't the only bitter
team after this week's playoff games. The Fat Bus was definitely left with
a salty taste in their mouth. Here is what they had to say: "You're
so fucking Lucky PO Steve! ...You guys (the rest of the league) are LUCKY
Chan Gailey went to Dallas." O.K., so The Fat Bus does not
have what we can call a taunting artistry, but they did have a solid team.
Their misfortune was having to play P.O. Steve, who is 3-0 lifetime against
the Bus.
On paper, 4th and Joey will definitely be
favored to win this week's Super Bowl against P.O. Steve. However, as we
all learned last year when the biggest Cinderella squad of all time, T.T.M.F.
Little Johnny, won the championship - anything can happen in the NFL!
Taunt at you all next week,
The Commish
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