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1. The Fat Bus
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They had their best ever season in 2003 behind the power combo of Ahman and
Deuce. Last year also was the first time the Bus had some real talent at receiver.
Perhaps they will put it all together this season.
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2. The Steins
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Someone has to finish 2nd in 2004. Who better than the league's perennial bridesmaids - The Steins? Owens
is now in Philly and that might not be the best change of venue for the playmaker.
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3. Victorious Secrets
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After missing the playoffs last year for the first time in franchise history, the Secrets will be fired up in 2004.
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4. Vick's Vagines
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Nobody has ever won it all back-to-back, so the Vagines get slotted 4th in anticipation of a post-Super Bowl let down.
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5. Priestie Boys
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Can Priest get 30 touches a game and stay healthy? Let's see what last year's worst squad can do with a couple
of good franchise players and the number one draft pick.
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6. P.O.B. Pimps
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We have a feeling they will overcome their weak franchise players and qualify for the 2004 postseason.
But that's about it for this team.
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7. T.T.M.F. Little Johnny
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It's hard to get excited about this band of slack-jawed Ohio natives. Wake me when they are done drafting.
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8. Karen's Komets
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Another rebuilding year for Lou Holtz? We didn't think it was possible. Maybe they will surprise everyone and make the
playoffs. But we're betting against it.
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9. Faerie Fucks
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Ricky delivered a big chisel to this squad in July when he announced his retirement at age 27. That's a tough pill to swallow.
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10. E-Z Money
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The talent committee has once again deemed E-Z Money the team most likely to finish last. Last
year, they predicted E-Z Money would miss the playoffs. As usual, they were correct.
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