2005
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2003
Final Rankings
Points Scored
Hair Conference
Lip Conference
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All-Time
 

2003 Lip Conference

Total Points: 5,725   Interleague Record: 13-12
     
Overall Record
 
 
Conf. Record
 
    
Win
Loss
Tie
Points
For
Points
Against
Win
Loss
Tie
Streak
x
The Steins
8
4
1
1,221
1,133
5
2
1
Lose 1
y
P.O.B. Pimps
8
5
0
1,145
1,087
6
2
0
Win 1
z
Vick's Vagines
7
5
1
1,208
1,151
3
4
1
Win 1
Faerie Fucks
7
6
0
1,046
1,058
4
4
0
Lose 1
Priestie Boys
2
11
0
1,105
1,236
1
7
0
Win 2
 
x - Lip Conference champion ($50), 2nd best overall record ($50),
     and 2nd most overall points ($115)

 
y - Lip Conference runner-up ($25), 3rd best overall record ($25),
     and 4th most overall points ($25)

 
z - 3rd most overall points ($50)